Lau Zautsen

Hi, I’m Lau, and I’m not your average typecast performer. I’m not polished, I’m not predictable, and I definitely don’t spend five hours perfecting a contour. What I am, is unfiltered. Raw. A little chaotic. And wildly entertaining.


Give me a microphone, a crowd, and a bit of room to improvise, and I’ll give you a good time. I thrive on breaking the ice, flipping the script, and turning awkward silences into shared laughter. Whether I’m hosting a show, revamping the toilet area into a glamorous side-stage, or throwing curveballs in a No Talent Show with Kaleido, I like to create experiences that feel spontaneous, cheeky, and a little bit scandalous.


I come from a background in spoken word, poetry, performance art, film and queer nightlife, often blending them all together into something that doesn’t fit in a neat box. I don’t sing. I don’t dance. But I do perform. With a wicked sense of humor and a heart that beats for misfits, rebels, and the beautifully unfinished.
In short: I’m an all-round artistic tornado with a flair for campy characters, improvised mischief, and stories that shake things up.

No-Talent Shows: DEATH of KALEIDO, KALEIDO: NSFW, Queer Remade, HIGH on KALEIDO, Becoming Daddy, Queers in the lost city, Deconstructing Xmas, KRANKENHAUS 

Festivals: KALEIDO's Queer Space 2025, RuPalien's Drag Space, KALEIDO SPIES & Fox Hunt, KALEIDO's Queer Space 2024, Cabin Crew Chaos, Anarchy in the Nursery, KUT2 zoekt KUT3

Characters: Mothership Visage, Bart de Brat, Alexia van Oranje, Edma ‘Mode’ Dietrich, KUT3, Stewardesses, Noa Veel, Demi Winewaus, Marie Au Toilette, Beppie Brak