Pregnant Supreme Ruler of our Universe

Master of Ceremony and Official Doula of the Royal Birthing

Puts the hoe in hoelographic 

Royal Baby, Messias and Saviour of our universe

Second in line party princess 

Superofficial Queen of her Dutch Kingdom

Spirtiual Superstar, straight out of the nineties 🙏🕯️

Founder & CEO of Chakra Khan Industries™

Stops at NOTHING to find the perfect man

Drill mistress fighting the NORMAVIRUS

Normality is in again! Have you thought about your pension today?

A walking atrocity. Is very proud of it

Voor al uw paranormale problematiek en geestige karweien!

Afraid for many things, but luckily the Spookslopers are here for the rescue

KALEIDO'S own slime making expert

Crashes your party spitting real facts™️

Obsessed with Twink Blood so he can reverse Twink Death to become the Ultimate Demon Twink

Lives free of sin so he can enter heaven. Guilttripping you in doing the same.

Son of BoBo 🐾

Teaches those kids some strut and proper fierceness

The sterwardesses from KALEIDO Express are welcoming you on this trip

The original girl group. Not a ripoff!

Where's Jerry? Eh girls, I think we lost him again....

Mandy is obsessed with... MANDY! And she will make sure you are as well...

The child of Claire that was concieved by Dr. Karbiet

Serving you VISIONS straight out of suburbia

Our world-famous opera singer 

Insemination guaranteed. DNA unknown.

Stops at nothing to educate you how gender really works

Loves a drink or twenty. Our most inspirational character.

The angry farmer that loves smashing his head in pies out of PURE RAGE!!!

Eternal part of the Amsterdam Wallen 

Loves to Bingo every day!

Ruigoord Regular that has seen it all

Drinks her traumas away, one shot at a time

The infamous bossy German Queen that started it all 

Loves meat. She knows where to find it 🍖

Havermelk mom from inside the ring

Serving you denim. Always.

Lives on the JUICE

Are they part of the show or...?

Well good luck getting past them!