HeteroMeneer

HeteroMeneer is a loud, overconfident straight man who enters every space like it owes him attention. He talks over everyone mid-sentence, rarely hears responses, and assumes he’s the centre of the conversation. HeteroMr. is constantly announcing his heterosexuality as if it is both a personality trait and a public service.

He is aggressively after women in the most performative way possible, mistaking volume for charm and persistence for appeal. Any suggestion that he might be anything other than “100% straight man” is met with instant panic and denial, followed by an even louder monologue about how straight he is. Expect introductions to start with 'Hey, I'm straight, who are you?'.

Appeared in: Trut Takeover

Played by: Sebastián